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Monday, December 14, 2009
INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY (IT) LECTURES
How Computers Work - Journey Into The Walk-Through Computer
Computer Architecture -lecture by Dave Patterson for the Stanford University
LECTURE ON INTRODUCTION TO COMPUTING by Prof.S. Raman, Department of Computer Science and Engineering, IIT Madras
lectureS on INTRODUCTION TO SOFTWARE AND HARDWARE
INTRODUCTION TO MEMORY SYSTEMS
Lecture on INTRODUCTION TO PROGRAMMING LANUAGES by Dr.S.Arun Kumar, Department of Computer Science & Engineering, IIT DELHI
Lecture on INTRODUCTION TO COMPUTER GRAPHICS by Dr. Sukhendu das, Dept. of Computer Science and Engineering, IIT Madras
Computing in the Cloud - Introduction
A workshop by Princeton University`s Center for Information Technology Policy brings together experts from computer science, law, politics and industry to explore the social and policy
Lecture - 1 Introduction to Operating System
Lecture Series on Operating System by Prof.Kumkum Garg, Department of Electronics and Computer Engineering, IIT Roorkee
Computer Architecture -lecture by Dave Patterson for the Stanford University
LECTURE ON INTRODUCTION TO COMPUTING by Prof.S. Raman, Department of Computer Science and Engineering, IIT Madras
lectureS on INTRODUCTION TO SOFTWARE AND HARDWARE
INTRODUCTION TO MEMORY SYSTEMS
Lecture on INTRODUCTION TO PROGRAMMING LANUAGES by Dr.S.Arun Kumar, Department of Computer Science & Engineering, IIT DELHI
Lecture on INTRODUCTION TO COMPUTER GRAPHICS by Dr. Sukhendu das, Dept. of Computer Science and Engineering, IIT Madras
Computing in the Cloud - Introduction
A workshop by Princeton University`s Center for Information Technology Policy brings together experts from computer science, law, politics and industry to explore the social and policy
Lecture - 1 Introduction to Operating System
Lecture Series on Operating System by Prof.Kumkum Garg, Department of Electronics and Computer Engineering, IIT Roorkee
Future Technology 2009 The year of technology invention (milliongenerator)
ITS AMAZING..THE WORLD IS ABOUT TO CHANGE -MUST SEE
DEC 21 2012-WILL THE WORLD COME TO AN END?
IF THE WORLD IS COMING TO AND IN 2012 SHOULDNT WE ENJOY THE NEXT 3 YEARS-BOOK YOUR TICKETS ON AIR ASIA OR FIREFLY
COMPUTER ARCHITECHTURE_STANFORD U
January 31, 2007 lecture by Dave Patterson for the Stanford University Computer Systems Colloquium (EE 380). A diverse group of UC Berkeley researchers from many backgrounds - circuit design, comp
INTRODUCTION TO COMPUTER ARCHTECTURE
PLEASE LEARN HOW THE COMPUTER FUNCTIONS-AMUST SEE FOR ALL IT STUDENTS
CHAPTER 1- PART 1
CHAPTER1- PART 2
CHAPTER 1- PART 3
CHAPTER 1-PART 4
CHAPTER 1-PART 5
CHAPTER 1- PART 1
CHAPTER1- PART 2
CHAPTER 1- PART 3
CHAPTER 1-PART 4
CHAPTER 1-PART 5
NICE JOKES
JOKES-SENT BY BROTHER RAMANADOO
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Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.
Student: Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.
Teacher: Why?
Student: There is no future in it.
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Teacher : Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
Ted : $10.
Teacher : You don't know maths.
Ted : You don't know my father!
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Mother : David, come here.
David : Yes, mum?
Mother : You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David : But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
Mother : I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am scolding you now.
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Father : Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Son : : On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father : So?
Son : : On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8. If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?
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A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a loud crash of breaking plates, then complete silence. The daughter turned to look at her father.
Daughter : It's mummy!
Father : How do you know?
Daughter : She didn't say anything.
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Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No, mine is undying love
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Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born
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Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give me the menu card.
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Teacher : Simon, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?
Simon : No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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Father : Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son : That's why I say she's no good!
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Teacher: 'Where were u born?'
Student: 'Singapore, Sir.'
Teacher: 'Which part?'
Student: 'All of me, Sir.'
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A teacher was asking her class: 'What is the difference between 'unlawful' and 'illegal'?'
Only one hand shot up.
'Ok, answer, Joan' said the teacher.
''unlawful' is when u do something the law doesn't allow and 'illegal' is a sick eagle.'
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Teacher: 'How come you do not comb your hair?'
Ah Kow: 'No comb, Sir.'
Teacher: 'Use your dad's then.'
Ah Kow: 'No hair, Sir.'
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A boy came home from school with his exam results.
'What did u get?' asked his father.
'My marks are under water,' said the boy.
'What do u mean 'under water'?'
'They are all below 'C' (sea) level'
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Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.
Student: Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.
Teacher: Why?
Student: There is no future in it.
________________________________________
Teacher : Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
Ted : $10.
Teacher : You don't know maths.
Ted : You don't know my father!
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Mother : David, come here.
David : Yes, mum?
Mother : You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David : But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
Mother : I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am scolding you now.
________________________________________
Father : Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Son : : On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father : So?
Son : : On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8. If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?
________________________________________
A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a loud crash of breaking plates, then complete silence. The daughter turned to look at her father.
Daughter : It's mummy!
Father : How do you know?
Daughter : She didn't say anything.
________________________________________
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No, mine is undying love
________________________________________
Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born
________________________________________
Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give me the menu card.
________________________________________
Teacher : Simon, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?
Simon : No, teacher, it's the same dog!
________________________________________
Father : Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son : That's why I say she's no good!
________________________________________
Teacher: 'Where were u born?'
Student: 'Singapore, Sir.'
Teacher: 'Which part?'
Student: 'All of me, Sir.'
________________________________________
A teacher was asking her class: 'What is the difference between 'unlawful' and 'illegal'?'
Only one hand shot up.
'Ok, answer, Joan' said the teacher.
''unlawful' is when u do something the law doesn't allow and 'illegal' is a sick eagle.'
________________________________________
Teacher: 'How come you do not comb your hair?'
Ah Kow: 'No comb, Sir.'
Teacher: 'Use your dad's then.'
Ah Kow: 'No hair, Sir.'
________________________________________
A boy came home from school with his exam results.
'What did u get?' asked his father.
'My marks are under water,' said the boy.
'What do u mean 'under water'?'
'They are all below 'C' (sea) level'
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Basic statistics
Statistics: Decisions Through Data is an introductory statistics course that unravels the statistical arguments behind surveys, polls, experiments, and product claims
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